15-Sep-2006
"I know you're new to this, but not
everyone wears camo."
-Kim
07-Aug-2006
"I think my gum's in your cleavage."
-Maverick to Kendra
07-Aug-2006
"Veterans.....old but valuable, like rugby antiques."
-Anonymous
15-Jul-2006
"Even Jesus wouldn't buy those sandles."
-Maverick
15-Apr-2006
"That's why I'd ref, to pick up the chics."
-Jo
25-Mar-2006
"Shut up, you're new at this."
-Bonnie
17-Dec-2005
"She's a new brand of special"
-Nidhi
17-Oct-2005
"....that's how the Midwest Union started." (ask her for the first part of the story)
-Nidhi
03-Oct-2005
"June and Ward just can't get enough of the Beaver."
-Maverick
13-Jun-2005
"When napkins won't cut it seek refuge in moist towelettes."
-discovered by Ginger
06-Jun-2005
"It's a good thing if you don't breathe in at inappropriate times."
-Jo
30-May-2005
"Get your toes out of the damn chicken!"
-Meghan
23-May-2005
"I guess I learn Spanish as I drink beer."
-Jo
16-May-2005
"Have you met her?"
-?
09-May-2005
"Maybe you turn straight when you're sober."
-Kendar
18-Apr-2005
"Don't fight it, it's just easier that way."
-Niner
11-Apr-2005
"It's a beautiful thing, open your eyes....Let there be light!"
-Anonymous Donors
21-Mar-2005
"I was starting to get suspicious when no one was getting
dressed."
-Meghan
14-Mar-2005
"I've been Head Cheerleader for 4 years now!"
-Chase
21-Feb-2005
"Hey, I've
got one leg in the pants!"
-Kitten
07-Feb-2005
"Tank Top Tina?..
...I thought her name was Valerie."
-Teri
31-Jan-2005
"You said us."
-Kitten
24-Jan-2005
"If you sit closer she might let you pet it."
-Maverick
17-Jan-2005
"I don't know what slacks are, I wear pants!....
and I don't have blouses either!"
-Niner
3-Jan-2005
"I've got a two finger forehead!"
-Pam
20-Dec-2004
"I can't believe they let her out of BeechGrove."
-Rachel
22-Nov-2004
"It tastes like high school!"
-Suzi
22-Nov-2004
"Puff, Puff, Inhaler!"
-Kim
15-Nov-2004
"Are we theivin' or leavin'?"
-Ginger
08-Nov-2004
"She's a very old lesbian, she can
kill you with her hands."
-Jo
24-Oct-2004
"We won?"
-Jo
11-Oct-2004
"That's automatic pussdom."
-Doc
04-Oct-2004
"I should have bought turkey burgers for the vegetarians."
-Jo
20-Sep-2004
"You'll get a curling iron in my hair when I die."
-Liz
20-Sep-2004
"Dirty said the keg is gone."
-Maverick
"Where'd it go?"
-Jo
13-Sep-2004
"This is not lesbionic talk, you have a shield!"
-Spicy
06-Sep-2004
"It's always a blessing when you know
you can start your own train"
-Cereal
09-Aug-2004
"I've got two hemorroids but no asshole yet!"
-Doc
26-Jul-2004
"That's 'Rodgers'.....as in "Won't you be my neighbor Rodgers"
-Krisssaay
19-Jul-2004
"I'm a one woman whore!"
-Rachel
11-Jul-2004
"I am P I double snaked off!!"
-Chels
21-Jun-2004
"Taste the Rainbow Krissaaay! -Niner
"I already did." -Krissaay
"No, she didn't." -Jo
03-May-2004
"Doc, do you still have man sex?"
-Ginger
26-Apr-2004
"Life's a lot different when you're sticking your head up people's asses."
-Jason
19-Apr-2004
"Great Teachers Expect Greatness"
-Not sure who said it, but I think Jo gets the applause for this one, for acting it out in charades!
05-Apr-2004
"Rookies......never leave home without one..."
-Niner
27-Mar-2004
"Maybe he's still trying to find the hidden valley..."
-Niner, when the waiter didn't bring Rachel her ranch dressing.
23-Feb-2004
"I make everyone feel better!"
- Ginger
16-Feb-2004
"Don't ever feed a goose a poptart!"
- Ginger, on Cereal's attempt to handfeed a poptart to a goose....